She looked him deep in the eyes. Slid her tongue out. And said, “Do it now”
He was taken aback. He asked, “Are you sure?”
She sat on the couch and took off her belt. And said, “Hell yeah. Do it now”
He took his pants off and did it. Hard. For long. Till she cried.
Moral of the story: Don’t always look for a twist in the end.